Ejectorseat

AND SO SOMETHING STIRS IN DERBY...

WE, EJECTORSEAT, ARE URGING YOU TO ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!

USING THE BASIC BLUEPRINT FOR ALMOST EVERY CURRENT INDIE BAND (THE BRAVERY/KAISER CHIEFS/BLOC PARTY-INSERT YOUR FAVOURITE FOR THIS WEEK HERE) WE, EJECTORSEAT, ARE NOT ASHAMED TO SAY THAT WE WANT SUCCESS.

WE COME ARMED WITH A COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS RATHER THAN SONGS AND WE ARE URGING YOU TO SAVE YOURSELVES OR KILL YOURSELVES.

WE, EJECTORSEAT, ARE CAUSING CHAOS AMONGST THE MYSPACE COMMUNITY, EQUIPPING US WITH AN EVER INCREASING ARMY OF FOLLOWERS, HOARDS OF WHOM WE ARE SONICALLY ASSAULTING AT VENUES ACROSS THE UK.

THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME TO BE IN A BAND.

THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME TO BE IN EJECTORSEAT.

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